At startup
I received this message:
wireless network connection is now connected
connected to: hope
signal strength: excellent
Why can’t my synapses make a wireless connection to hope?
Why is my signal strength is mostly sub-excellent?
Time for an upgrade?
Improvisations 
Bad day deb?
Ever given any thought to the fact that your self-perceived lack of excellence isn’t apparent to the rest of us? Hey, at least you don’t have cancer! š